Last night, my boyfriend, J-Block, took me to see this gross Korean movie called Oldboy. It's about this loser rich guy who imprisons his loser schoolmate in solitary confinement for fifteen years. I'm around those kinds of people all day long in the Tri-Lateral Commission gym, J-Block, rich guys who have nothing better to do with their time and money than make everybody miserable. Why would you think I'd enjoy watching this movie?

It's like this, J-Block, they voted themselves a huge tax cut, then they voted themselves a war.